Sunday Stealing: The "I've Come to Realize" Meme

1. I’ve come to realize that my chest-size. . . is so much better when I’m fat than when I’m not.

2. I’ve come to realize that my job. . . is not the thing that defines who I am.

3. I’ve come to realize that when I’m driving. . . I feel on top of the world.

4. I’ve come to realize that I need. . . more help than I can probably get.

5. I’ve come that realize that I have lost. . . most of my mind.

6. I’ve come to realize that I hate it when. . . people don’t understand my sarcastic wit.

7. I’ve come to realize that if I’m drunk. . . I’m very entertaining in my own mind.

8. I’ve come to realize that money. . . is like sex. It isn’t nearly as important to you when you have enough of it as it is when you have none or very little.

9. I’ve come to realize that certain people. . . are idiots and have absolutely no clue that they are idiots.

10. I’ve come to realize that I’ll always. . . struggle to overcome self esteem issues.

11. I’ve come to realize that my sibling(s). . . is weird. (more on that in a future post BTW)

12. I’ve come to realize that my mom. . . is a whole lot like my grandmother and that in another 25 years she’ll probably act the way my grandmother acts now.

13. I’ve come to realize that my cell phone. . . is a blessing and a curse.

14. I’ve come to realize that when I woke up this morning. . . I should have stayed up instead of going back to sleep.

15. I’ve come to realize that last night before I went to sleep. . . would have been a good time to relocate from the family room recliner to my bed.

16. I’ve come to realize that right now I am thinking. . . that this meme is not as fun as some I’ve done.

17. I’ve come to realize that my dad. . . is not going to live forever, and maybe not even another year or two.

18. I’ve come to realize that when I get on Facebook. . . it would totally shock everyone, including me, since I never get on Facebook.

19. I’ve come to realize that today. . . is the first day of the rest of my life.

20. I’ve come to realize that tonight. . . is a good time to order pizza exactly like I like it since I’ll be eating alone.

21. I’ve come to realize that tomorrow. . . is another day.

22. I’ve come to realize that I really want to. . . do what I want to do without feeling self-conscious all the time.

23. I’ve come to realize that the person mostly likely to repost this is. . . someone who has as boring a life as mine.

24. I’ve come to realize that life. . . is not going to get better unless I make it better.

25. I’ve come to realize that this weekend. . . is too danged far away.

26. I’ve realized the best music to listen to when I am upset. . . is loud, really loud, with a strong beat.

27. I’ve come to realize that my friends. . . are few and far between but that every friend I have is precious to me.

28. I’ve come to realize that this year. . . is better than last year.

29. I’ve come to realize that my exes. . . live too close.

30. I’ve come to realize that maybe I should. . . make a decision and follow through.

31. I’ve come to realize that I love. . . solitude, but not too much solitude.

32. I’ve come to realize that I don’t understand. . . men.

33. I’ve come to realize my past. . . is behind me and only haunts me because I allow it to do so.

34. I’ve come to realize that parties. . . are fun!

35. I’ve come to realize that I’m totally terrified. . . of being a failure.

36. I’ve come to realize that my life. . . is in need of an Extreme Makeover: Life Edition.