Yes, I’ve Probably Gone Round the Bend

I submit to you as evidence of the title’s claim the following:

• I have requested an application to be a visiting student next semester at a local seminary and am seriously and prayerfully considering attending seminary to become an ordained minister depending in part on how this first class goes.


• I am attending my high school reunion this weekend (class of ’79) and am terrified that I will still, 30 years later, be the loser nerd in the corner to whom nobody speaks.


• I am letting N get his ear pierced and have agreed to get my ears pierced with a second set of holes at the same time. Just what I need, more holes in my head.