And the Month Just Slipped Away

I really wanted to write something but didn’t know what to write so I stole me a meme. I figured answering questions would be a good way to get my creative juices flowing again.

1. Lots of pillows or just one? Describe your pre-sleeping rituals.
Well, really this is a two parter. For the pillow part – lots. Lots and lots and lots. You can never have too many pillows. If you start to think you have too many pillows you are mistaken. You probably have a person or pet in bed with you that needs to sleep elsewhere to make room for your pillows. Now on to the pre-sleeping rituals. Once in my bedroom I turn on the TV, set the sleep timer to 60 minutes, check the alarm to make sure it is set (or to make sure it is not set if I don’t have to get up early the next day), get undressed, put on my nightgown, climb into bed, turn off the light, snuggle down under the covers amidst my many pillows, fall asleep watching TV.

2. What kind of books do you read? All kinds, mostly novels.

3. What are your neighbors like? Well, there’s Gladys. She’s a pill. She needs to worry more about her own business and much, much less about mine. Then there’s everybody else, and they all are just anonymous people whom I don’t know well. More’s the pity.

4. What's really creepy to you? Spiders, guys who get too close when talking to me, and anybody or anything too reminiscent of Michael Myers from the Halloween movies.

5. What's your current fandom/obsession/addiction? Angry Birds. I keep running the battery down on my cell phone playing Angry Birds.

6. Do you prefer your junk food sweet, salty or savory? Yes.

7. What was the last thing you expensive bought? (This was how I found the question worded. Awkward. I think though they are asking for the last thing I bought that was expensive, at least that’s how I’m answering it.) A new 40-something inch plasma TV.

8. What is your greatest fear? Not being liked

9. Do you get cravings? YES!! If so, what do you crave? SEX!!!

10. What do you do to change your mood? Masturbate, shop, take a nap – not necessarily in that order

11. What was the last meal you ate that you loved? Thanksgiving dinner. It turned out the best I’ve made in a long time. It was great.

12. Do you want to learn another language? If so, why? Yes, so I can hablo con mi amigos y amigas de Mexico.

13. What's something that you'd like to say to someone right now? Fuck you

14. What are you looking forward to? Christmas


Well, that was quite unsatisfying, not a thing that caught my fancy enough to make me wax poetic. Sigh. . .