Monday, December 14, 2009

Sunday Stealing: The 6 Ws Meme

Who...

Is easy to love? N. No matter what he does or how he acts or anything else, he is always my son. That makes him real easy to love.

Do you just wanna smack? Right now that would be a damned long list, but let’s just point out a few who top that list: J, W, myself, my boss (although I will admit he’s getting better now that he’s decided I’m not quite the moron he thought I was; now if he’d just quit sounding so damned excited every single time I show him something I did right; it’s alright dude, I just did my job, get over it; that’s when I still wanna smack him), several coworkers.

Do you trust? God, and pretty much nobody else.

Do you talk to when you're alone? God. . . and sometimes myself, but mostly God. God gives better answers than I do.

What...

Dangerous things do you do while driving? I let road rage overtake me sometimes. I give people the finger too much, and try to intimidate jerks on the road too much, and let’s just say there’s a reason nobody allows me to carry a weapon in my car.

Are you allergic to? Neomycin, one of the drugs of choice for first aid ointments. Anytime my skin is exposed to it I break out in a horrific rash similar to poisin ivy (to which I am also highly allergic) so it is banned from my home. In addition, I prohibit anyone from using it on N because inevitably if it is used on any injury on N it will find its way to me without my knowledge resulting in my arms being covered in a rash, sometimes a rash so bad it keeps me home from work, and me no likey wasting paid time off on such things.

Is Satan's last name? I think Satan is the full name sort of like Madonna, Cher or Prince.

Is the freakiest thing in your house? Probably me. LOL

When...

Is it time to turn over a new leaf? When the old one ain’t workin’ for ya’.

Will you be all that you can be? That is a question for which I would dearly love an answer.

Is enough enough? Before it’s too much.

Do you go to the dark side? When surrounded by idiots.

Where...

Are your pants? I’m wearing one pair. Some of them are in my closet, and some are in the laundry hamper.

Is your last will and testament? Sadly, it does not exist. I need to take care of that.

Is your junk food stash? Usually, in my desk drawer at work although it is bare at the moment.

Is Carmen Sandiego? No idea and don’t really care.

Why...

Was the Lone Ranger alone? Probably because he was as socially inept as I am.

Was The Scarlet Letter scarlet? Red = bad, right? Red ink = losses. Satan = red. Okay Santa Claus is red as well as Rudolph’s nose, and they aren’t bad. Hmm. . . Okay so much for that logic. Let’s try again. . . Red is a bright color, much brighter than the colors normally worn in that time, so it would draw attention and cause more humiliation to the wearer. Yes, yes, I’ll go with that.

Are musicians sexy and plumbers not? It’s all in the attitude. Musician’s attitude: I am so hot you’re lucky I acknowledge you. Plumber’s attitude: You need me so you damned well better treat me with respect in spite of my proclivity for showing off my butt crack.

Are there no seat belts on school buses? Because society is full of morons not willing to do the right thing.

Would you...

Swim the English Channel for a doughnut and coffee? If not that, what? No, of course not. I can’t think of anything that would entice me to swim the English Channel.

Forgive someone who deliberately hurt you? I have and probably would again.

Rather believe a lie if it hurt you less than the truth? I have and probably would again.

You still be alive if you were sucked out of an airplane window? Probably just long enough to feel excruciating pain and enormous fear prior to my death, resulting in such a horrified look on my face that it would take much painstaking work by the funeral director to prepare me for my open casket funeral.

I must say this was a good one. I thoroughly enjoyed completing this meme and highly recommend it if you’re looking for something to post yourself.

1 comment:

Cocotte said...

I'm chuckling over your comparison of Satan to Madonna, Cher and Prince!