Sunday Stealing: The A to Z Meme

A
• Are you available? Well, now I suppose that’d depend on who’s asking and for what.
• What is your age? 48
• What annoys you? Drivers who cut me off on the interstate for no discernable reason. Then I proceed to annoy them by flipping them off as I pass them.

B
• Do you know anyone named Billy? Used to, back in grade school.
• When is your birthday? April 22
• Who is your best friend? Oh dear, back to that pesky friends thing again are we? Pfft. . .

C
• What's your favorite candy? Milk chocolate
• Crush? Currently Hugh Jackman
• When was the last time you cried? A few nights ago when I was watching All My Children. Adam was visiting his dead twin brother in the morgue. Heartwrenching.

D
• Do you daydream? Umm. . . just about all the time is all.
• What's your favorite kind of dog? Basset Hounds
• What day of the week is it? Friday (which is a bit late for Sunday Stealing so don’t tell anybody, ‘k?)

E
• How do you like your eggs? Scrambled, or better yet as an omelet with lots of veggies and cheese to cover the taste of the egg.
• Have you ever been in the emergency room? Twice just last year.
• Ever pet an elephant? As a matter of fact not only have I petted one, I’ve ridden one!

F
• Do you use fly swatters? Doesn’t everyone?
• Have you ever used a foghorn? No.
• Is there a fan in your room? Yes.

G
• Do you chew gum? Too much.
• Do you like gummy candies? Yechh.
• Do you like gory movies? Double Yechh.

H
• How are you? Fine, how are you?
• What's your height? 5’ 7”
• What color is your hair? Brown with a few stray grays

I
• What's your favorite ice cream? Peanut Butter Chocolate
• Have you ever ice skated? Nope
• Ever been in an igloo? Nope

J
• What's your favorite Jelly Bean? Jelly Belly Buttered Popcorn
• Have you ever heard a really hilarious joke? Yeah.
• Do you wear jewelry? Sometimes

K
• Who do you want to kill? Nobody
• Have you ever flown a kite? Yes
• Do you think kangaroos are cute? They’re ok, but penguins are cuter.

L
• Are you laidback? Sometimes
• Lions or Tigers? Lions, king of the jungle
• Do you like black licorice? Sometimes

M
• Favorite movie as a kid? The Wizard of Oz
• Ever shopped at Moosejaw? Never even heard of it!
• Favorite store at the mall? I hate malls, but if I have to choose I guess Sears.


N
• Do you have a nickname? No, but I wish I did
• Whats your favorite number? 7
• Do you prefer night or day? Night. I’m a night owl. Add that to my sensitivity to the sun and it gives me a strong preference for night.

O
• What's your one wish? To run for office someday
• Are you an only child? Nope, although there are times when I think I would prefer it.
• Do you like the color orange? Yes, particularly partnered with blue!

P
• What are you most paranoid about? Falling and getting hurt.
• Piercings? Two, one in each earlobe.
• Do you know anyone named Penelope? Not personally, but I’ve seen some on TV.

Q
• Are you quick to judge people? Too much so sometimes.
• Do you like Quaker Oats? The store brand is just as good and cheaper.
• Know anyone that makes quilts? Yes, several.

R
• Do you think you're always right? Of course I am! (You didn’t doubt that I could resist answering this question that way, did you?)
• Do you watch reality TV? Too much.
• Reason to cry? It’s an emotional release.

S
• Do you prefer sun or rain? Sun, well except for that pesky sun sensitivity thing again.
• Do you like snow? Gracious no. No snow is good snow.
• What's your favorite season? Spring when the flowers bloom, the birds return, and the pollen works its magic on my nose and throat. Okay, maybe I don't like that last thing so much, but the rest makes up for it.

T
• time is it? 6:00 p.m.
• What time did you wake up? 6:00 a.m.

U
• Can you ride a unicycle? Never tried, but given how klutzy I am I would say no.
• Do you know anyone with a unibrow? Unattended I would have one.
• Uncles do you have? Had two, one died, so now only one.

V
• What’s the worst vegetable? Brussels sprouts. They are the only vegetable I can honestly say I don’t like, and not only do I not like them I despise them. They are vile and evil.
• Did you ever watch Veggie Tales? Absolutely! Just speaking of it makes me want to break into song: We are the pirates who don’t do anything!
• Ever considered being vegan? Not only did I consider it I did it for about two years, but it was just too hard to give up the dairy and eggs. Try as I might I couldn’t find substitutes for either that really did it for me.

W
• What's your worst habit? Picking my nose
• Do you like water rides? Oh yeah
• Ever been inside a windmill? Nope

X
• Have you ever had an x-ray? Many
• Ever used a Xerox machine? Not sure if I’ve ever used a Xerox brand machine, but I’ve used a number of copiers in my time.

Y
• Do you like the color yellow? Not particularly
• What year were you born in? The year after the one when JFK Jr. was born
• Do you yell when you're angry? Not often, but occasionally. I’m more likely to speak in a low firm voice than yell.

Z
• Do you believe in the zodiac? Not really, although I do find it interesting to read it occasionally.
• What's your zodiac sign? Taurus
• When was the last time you went to the zoo? A couple of years ago