Unconscious Mutterings: Week 372

I used to do this meme on a regular basis on my private blog. It's quick and generally pretty easy. I think for now I'm going to probably replace Sunday Stealing with Unconscious Mutterings. This week, you lucky reader you, get both.

I say ... and you think ... ?

1. Children :: Joy
2. Saddlebags :: Motorcycle
3. Restraint :: Wild Abandon
4. Awake :: Asleep
5. Blood :: Sweat and Tears
6. Shutter :: Window
7. Posted :: No Trespassing
8. Corn cob :: Pipe
9. Flagrant :: Foul
10. Fart :: Disgusting