Saturday, February 03, 2007

More Than You Wanted to Know

1. HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID IN 2007? Yes

2. EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE? Yes, if doing it in a car alongside a busy interstate counts as a public place.

3. EVER LAUGH DURING SEX? IF SO WHY? Yes, because sex should be a lighthearted, fun affair.

4. EVER CRY DURING SEX? IF SO WHY? No, not during, but immediately afterwards yes, generally because it was very bad sex in some way.

5. DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX? Yes, I love to cuddle after sex. I love to drift off to sleep in my lover’s arms after sex.

6. EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE? Not really. I’ve learned something from each lover, even the less stellar ones.

7. EVER FAKED AN ORGASM? Yes, more times than I care to admit.

8. DIRTY TALK, OR SHUT THE FUCK UP? Dirty talk, and lots of it.

9. EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX? Yes.

10. EVER MASTURBATE TO YOUR FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER? Um, no, that’d be a little weird.

11. EVER HAVE A ONE NIGHT STAND? Yes

12. EVER HAVE A THREESOME? Yes

13. EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX? Absolutely

14. EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX? Yes

15. HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKE? No

16. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE? Having N walk in on one of the rare occasions W and I were actually having sex. For details see this post from my other blog.

17. HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY? 19

18. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW? BJ

19. DO YOU THINK THAT NUMBER 18 IS POSSIBLE? Not right now, but next week it will be

20. ARE YOU HORNY NOW? Let’s see, am I breathing? Yes. Then I’m horny.

21. HOW MANY SEXUAL PARTNERS? 14

22. DO YOU LIKE SEX IN THE CAR? Not parked, but rolling down the highway yes.

23. DO YOU STILL TALK TO THE PERSON YOU LOST VIRGINITY TO? No, wouldn’t even know where or how to find him since I don’t remember his last name.

24. EVER HAVE SEX WITH A RELATIVE/FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER? No

25. EVER BEEN WITH A CHEATER? Well, yeah. That mostly seems to be my man of choice.

26. TOYS, GOOD OR BAD. Good, very good.

27. LINGERIE. Occasionally, but mostly it just gets in the way.

28. EVER SLEEP WITH A CO-WORKER? Yes, W was my co-worker when we started dating.

29. WHERE HAVE YOU HAD SEX? (X)park ( )church ( )cemetery ( )beach ( )boat ( )school ( )parent's bed (X)your bed (X)car ( )picnic table (X)kitchen counter (X)couch/chair (X)dining room/kitchen table (X)woods (open and/or in a tent) ( )hood of a car (X)bathroom (X)shower (X)the other person's bed ( )porch/deck/balcony ( )in a house with parents home (X)at a party ( )on top of the washer/dryer (X)with other people in the room (X)hotel ( )concert ( )grandparent's house ( )field ( )bleachers

I stole this from Cat without her permission, but I think she’ll be cool with it because she said she stole it from somebody else.

8 comments:

BJ said...

Quickly scribbling notes here.....
;-)

Hmmmm.....no sex resort, no glass elevators, no hotel windows......

;-)

Val said...

I'll steal it -- don't know if I have the nerve to ANSWER it though!

FATSO said...

I think I would have answered many of the questions the same as you.....

trueself said...

BJ - As if you needed to make notes! Silly boy!

Val - Oh be brave. Answer it. We're all friends here, right?

Fatso - I don't know if that means I should be comforted that I'm normal or worried that you're not.

FATSO said...

*laffin*

How about a combination? I am not normal, and quite proud of that fact!

Cat said...

I am late, but I don't mind LOL. I have similar answers does that mean I am not normal either?

Tom Paine said...

Great meme, can I use it? Like your blog, too, it deals with many of the same issues I have covered.

trueself said...

Tom - Of course you can use it! After all I stole it to begin with! And thanks for stopping by. Feel free to keep on dropping by. I know I'll be stopping by your blog regularly now that I've found it.