- Bubble on a hot stove
- Cat two miles from a dirt pile
- Whore in church
- Cat on a hot tin roof
Why? Simply because W and N are arriving in LNJ today -- for a whole week. Bleah.
I know. I know. This should be good news. I should miss them when I'm away from them. Sadly that isn't the case. I am quite enjoying my freedom. For the next week, it is back to the structure of family life.
Maybe they'll dislike being here, cooped up in a tiny one room efficiency, and go home early.
Well, a girl can hope, can't she?