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The Everything Test

There are many different types of tests on the internet today. Personality tests, purity tests, stereotype tests, political tests. But now, there is one test to rule them all.

Traditionally, online tests would ask certain questions about your musical tastes or clothing for a stereotype, your experiences for a purity test, or deep questions for a personality test.We're turning that upside down - all the questions affect all the results, and we've got some innovative results too! Enjoy :-)

Personality You are more emotional than logical, more concerned about self than concerned about others, more religious than atheist, more dependent than loner, more workaholic than lazy, more traditional than rebel, more engineering mind than artistic mind, more idealist than cynical, more follower than leader, and more introverted than extroverted. As for specific personality traits, you are adventurious (100%), religious (93%), horny (75%), intellectual (67%).

Stereotypes Old Geezer 83% Young Professional 80% Prep 69%

Life Experience Sex 54% Substances 14% Travel 35%

Politics Your political views would best be described as Liberal, whom you agree with around 64% of the time.

Socioeconomic Your attitude toward life best associates you with Upper Class. You make more than 92% of those who have taken this test, and 28% more than the U.S. average.

If your life was a movie, it would be rated R. By the way, your hottness rank is 43%, hotter than 7% of other test takers.

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Wow, some of those personality traits didn't seem right to me at first, but upon further reflection they probably aren't as far off as I like to think. I think of myself as logical, but I really do ride the waves of my emotions more. Likewise, while I think of myself as a loner I realized that it isn't that I want to be a loner but that I'm not so good at relationships.

When I saw only 54% under Sex in Life Experience, that threw me. I must be running with a waaaaaaaay conservative crowd then because most people I know haven't come close to doing some of the things I've done.

Boy, I've never thought of myself as anything close to upper class, and I was really surprised that I make more than 92% of those who've taken the test. Then again, maybe it's mostly unemployed slackers and stoners taking the test. That could explain it. I am surprised though that I'm 28% above the U.S. average. Again, I'm running in a different circle because I'm not very highly paid compared to those around me.

Now, nobody probably ever suspected that I was a hottie and turns out I'm not! They phrased it quiet politely saying that my hotness ranked hotter than 7% of other respondents. What that really means is that 93% of other respondents are hotter than I am. Long live the fat accounting nerds for we shall rule the earth! We just won't be very hot while we're doing it.